Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The Penance Stare works on hippy thieves too

Anybody see Ghost Rider this weekend? I did. Along with $42.5 million worth of other ticket holders, once again proving that nobody really listens to critics anyway. Apparently they pretty much straight hated it.

WaffleMovies had this to say:

"I kept hoping the Scooby Doo gang would come out, rip the mask off of Cage and reveal Ghost Rider really is crazy old man Ben Affleck! That would explain so much."

Kudos to WaffleMovies for conjuring images of Freddy Prinze Jr. and Ben Affleck together in my head without making me vomit like usual.

In all reality it isn't insanely bad. Nicholas Cage's acting was the best part, surprising as that may be. But even with his mad acting chops, I couldn't get into it. There's just something about the way Ghost Rider does battle on screen just takes away any semblance of serious action.



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I'd avoid laying eyes on Ghost Rider 'till you flip past it on TBS sometime next week.


PS. Mary, if you're reading this - I apologize. I figured that 42.5 million would be enough to let you keep your job and everything. That and, there's like ... two people who read this blog anyway.

44 comments:

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hey, nice blog and very nice comic strip. all flash? - johnny

D Wheezy said...

Thanks man.

Up until those last two comics, yeah all Flash.

The wheel chair guy and Ghost Rider were done in Photoshop with a Wacom tablet. Just getting used to it.

Double M said...

Genious - counting the moments until that one is ripped off as well.

Matthew Johnson said...

I've been reading your blog like a creepy stalker (or like someone who obsessively subscribes to RSS feeds). Keep up the comics, I love them!

D Wheezy said...

Thanks for the support fellas. Always nice to have a little confirmation I'm not just making these for myself in a weird sort of comic-masturbation scenario.

Mr. Johnson - are you the mysterious reader coming over here from Ivory Tower of late? Or is that something else entirely.

Ben said...

i masturbate to your comics

Swid said...

I read your blog as well (it's great to have you back in the online world!) but I don't *think* I wander over here from IvoryTower; I usually come from my own blog or by typing in the URL directly.

Ross said...

"...I'm not just making these for myself in a weird sort of comic-masturbation scenario."

I think you can spare us from publishing whatever a comic dealing with this subject might entail.

Is this your first comic that uses handwritten text and speech bubbles?

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I didn't realize that people used my blog comments as way of shopping Ross, I apologize. I mean it's not like I'm selling ad space or anything along the right hand side below the links to other blogs.

*cough*

I'm currently in negotiation with the Chinese government for that domain, however if you ever want that masturbation comic to see the light of day I probably won't have much of a chance of landing it.

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