Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Identity Theft

Ooooo - the comic's below the post today. Neat-o.

So, yesterday I went to the Post Office to get my passport, and as I handed over my birth certificate, driver's license, social security card, and credit card, it occurred to me that for the briefest of moments a large balding man, who was obviously displeased with his job and undoubtably in government enforced therapy so as not to snap and bring an AK-47 to work one day, had every piece of concrete evidence I existed in his possession and should he want to, he could easily destroy the proof that I am indeed alive and a citizen of this country.
As lamentable as that may be for the next four years.

Needless to say it unnerved me a little bit.


Anonymous said...

Oh, man, that comic about the Halloween party is hilarious! Hahaha...

And our living room is always open to you boys. Well, not always, but you get the idea. :)

- Mandy

Ren said...

Dan I just realized that you have this blog and drew the cartoons. You fucking rock! When are you coming to Omaha to light up some cigars w/ Kevin and I?? Get your ass up here mofo!