tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post1123991568825605884..comments2023-10-30T05:02:22.994-04:00Comments on Why Not: The More Things Change...D Wheezyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17110040389020865617noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-51375926589096128462008-01-11T14:07:00.000-05:002008-01-11T14:07:00.000-05:00If I were you I'd use the single mother instead of...If I were you I'd use the single mother instead of the go-karts. Because then you have a single mother on your hands, and there's nothing wrong with THAT!<BR/><BR/>"I'm <A HREF="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/stylechannel/gallery/fashionweek/ashton_kutcher300x400.jpg" REL="nofollow">Ashton Kutcher</A> and I approve this message"Shabutiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13672036047168789801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-64046297803659504892008-01-10T07:22:00.000-05:002008-01-10T07:22:00.000-05:00In conclusion:Mother playing with settings ->Alien...In conclusion:<BR/><BR/>Mother playing with settings -><BR/>Alien eating computer -><BR/>Predator kills Alien -><BR/>Danny Glover kills Predator (Courtesy of Lethal Weapon movies) -><BR/>Toilet Bomb kills Danny Glover -><BR/>Tangential Mel Gibson multiplies -><BR/>IT releases additional Alien -><BR/>Predator kills Alien -><BR/>Danny Glover kills Predator (courtesy of Angels in the Outfield) -><BR/>Crazy kids from Angels in the Outfield kill Danny Glover -><BR/>Tony Danza kills Crazy kids -><BR/>Single mother / go karts -> kills Tony Danza<BR/><BR/>THAT's teamwork kids!D Wheezyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17110040389020865617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-5775265712344154292008-01-10T00:18:00.000-05:002008-01-10T00:18:00.000-05:00True. No one likes a Tony Danza but he's easy to t...True. No one likes a Tony Danza but he's easy to take care of: you just introduce <A HREF="http://youtube.com/watch?v=d1cL29qaQn8" REL="nofollow">Go Karts</A>.<BR/><BR/>And then we're left with no computer problems <I>and</I> go-karts - and who doesn't love go-karts. Computer problem solved.Double Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16821583544150995636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-71459675937553313372008-01-09T22:55:00.000-05:002008-01-09T22:55:00.000-05:00if you need to get rid of tony danza just find a s...if you need to get rid of tony danza just find a single mother who doesnt mind a male nanny/housekeeperBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03314714692817503681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-83212544191135185642008-01-09T22:35:00.000-05:002008-01-09T22:35:00.000-05:00I think that option would introduce Tony Danza to ...I think that option would introduce Tony Danza to the situation, which is something I've been trying to avoid.D Wheezyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17110040389020865617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-74816249456768131082008-01-09T16:06:00.000-05:002008-01-09T16:06:00.000-05:00I think there's just multiple Mel Gibsons. Pretty ...I think there's just multiple Mel Gibsons. Pretty sure they are cloning like Michael Keaton in Multiplicity.<BR/><BR/>The first Gibson did things like Lethal Weapon and Braveheart. When he retired after The Patriot, he sent the 2nd one out to do things like The Passion and that crazy Aztec movie. But then the 2nd one got lazy and made a 3rd one, spawning the crazy "sugar tits/I hate the Jews" version.<BR/><BR/>If that guy spawns off another one, we may have to introduce the alien back into society. Also, I think you can beat Glover with the crazy orphan kids from Angels in the Outfield although I haven't figured out how to beat them yet...Double Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16821583544150995636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-80242123681379951612008-01-09T10:33:00.000-05:002008-01-09T10:33:00.000-05:00Haha. Damn I wish I would have thought of that ret...Haha. Damn I wish I would have thought of that retirement timer.<BR/><BR/>Also, I'm pretty sure you beat Danny Glover by putting him near a bomb with a toilet on it, while simultaneously distracting Mel Gibson by enslaving Scotland.<BR/><BR/>I could be wrong though. Maybe Mel Gibson can be two places at once.D Wheezyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17110040389020865617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-28443790814975045572008-01-09T01:30:00.000-05:002008-01-09T01:30:00.000-05:00I think anytime your dad appears in your comics he...I think anytime your dad appears in your comics he should have some sort of countdown timer until he retires. It could be a big LED countdown on a ghetto chain, or a nerdy wrist-watch calculator/countdown combo, or something else crazy, but he should definitely have something.<BR/><BR/>Also, you beat the alien by introducing a Predator to the mix. Then you introduce a Danny Glover to beat the Predator. I'm not sure how you beat the Danny Glover yet...I think it might be old age.Double Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16821583544150995636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-69132985181824243762008-01-07T17:33:00.000-05:002008-01-07T17:33:00.000-05:00How would you know what my dad calls me? Have you ...How would you know what my dad calls me? Have you been spying on my house??<BR/><BR/>That's just creepy. <BR/><BR/>Thanks em :)D Wheezyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17110040389020865617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-56454034359826964072008-01-07T12:18:00.000-05:002008-01-07T12:18:00.000-05:00Heehee. I just noticed the archives... 80 posts i...Heehee. I just noticed the archives... 80 posts in 2007- nice come back!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8695504.post-77522132628036738002008-01-07T09:36:00.000-05:002008-01-07T09:36:00.000-05:00Since when does your dad call you son?"Danny!"Since when does your dad call you son?<BR/><BR/><I>"Danny!"</I>Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06392905858022115247noreply@blogger.com